Antonia Jay is very confused about why she has been sent to modelling school. After all, she's stunning, sexy, and she's just been voted model of the month at one of the UK's biggest glamour sites--why on earth would she need a modelling lesson? She spends a couple of minutes on the bed explaining why she's already the greatest model, and showing off her sexy model school uniform.

Cut to the studio and she's still wondering what's going on... until a custard pie appears! 'What even *is* a messy modelling shoot?' she asks. Don't worry Antonia, this lesson will be Very thorough...

Pies, custard, yoghurt, beans, porridge, spaghetti and more are on hand for the practical part of the session and Antonia takes an absolutely epic sploshing with a glint in her eye and a huge grin on her face. Whether she's filling her knickers with freezing cold custard, massaging yoghurt into her long thick hair, or dunking her head over and over and over again into a big bucket of porridge, she is determined to be teachers pet. She realises that her uniform is looking untidy so she takes it off before she gets into trouble, and goes totally naked for the final section of this 20 min educational documentary. By the end, has she learned everything she needs to know about sploshing? Well, it's a good effort but she still has a question. 'I'm such a bad student... remind me, what is pi squared again?' Oh dear Antonia, you will regret asking that!